LL Snoop DM-Z

In case you haven't seen this video, check er' out. It's good.

I dare you.

Yep, that's right. I still post from time to time. Don't act like you're not impressed.
Anyways, what I came here for was to waste your time, lots of it. No, not by publishing meaningless words (although there are plenty of those here too), but by showing you a sweet website where you will waste your time. Check this out, called Pyro Sand. I don't really know how to explain it except to say it's pretty cool. How can it not, you can blow stuff up. Here's a sample "design" I made.

The reason this guy is frowning is becaus he's holding a stick of dynamite, his head is filled with gunpowder, he's standing over top a pool of napalm and he's made entirely of wax.. To make matters worse, there is a leaking oil derrick not far away and it's raining. But what he doesn't know is that as soon as the water in the dam reaches the height of the green dot ( a plant ) it will turn all the water to grass. Which will in turn start on fire when it hits the tiny little 'eternal' torch at the bottom left of the water. This will burn all the grass, start the oil field on fire, light the fuse, blow off his hand and feet, and then start to slowly melt him until it reaches his head and explodes the gunpowder, in theory. I have a movie clip of what happens, maybe I'll post it....

Oh, and at the top there are multiple versions of the game/thing/time waster...

Pure Genius

Guy Love. Guy love, that's all it is. He's mine, I'm his. There's nothing gay about it in our eyes. It's just guy love between two guys.

When you flush your dookie down, you flush away the answer. It's doesn't really matter if it's hard or if it's loose. We'll figure out what's ailing you as long as it's a deuce.

If you recognize either of these two gems chances are you watched the Scrubs Musical episode. And if you don't, do yourself a favor and click on these links. It's a musical. It's culture. It's downright hilarious. Without further adieu, I bring to you, poo....

"Everything comes down to poo"

"Guy Love"

And just a little bonus because I was in a Scrubs mood.

"Poison"

Do you all know who Harry Enfield is?

Well then....who's this?

Ole' Ole' Ole'

Well it's been a while since I posted anything so I figured I could comment on the World Cup that has consumed me for the past 10 days. After a very embarassing first game against the Czechs I'm gonna have to say I'm extremely proud of the way we played against Italy. With nobody giving us a fighting chance, especially the Italian dude in the studio arguing with Alexi Lalas, I think we outplayed and outclassed the Italians. You didn't see the Americans taking ridiculous dives all game, no Americans needed to be hauled off on stretchers, and our red cards were absolute crap. Through all of this, we still almost won. You didn't see the American players complaining after the game or blaming the ref, like most of us fans were. Instead they were celebrating and thanking their incredible fan support. Cheers to that. I am not going to say I like our chances of advancing (mostly because we have to rely on other results to get in), but I am eager for the Ghana game. I think we can score against Ghana. While Ghana was super impressive against Czech, their style of play fits us alot better. They are fast and agressive, much like the U.S., but not as technically sound as most European teams. Should be a very intense, fast-paced game.

I also like the Netherlands chances of going far in this tournament. They have looked good and I am glad I have a team to fall back should the U.S. not advance. Besides, if someone is going to knock Mexico out of the second round it might as well be the Oranje. Hup Holland.

And please ESPN. Give us Tommy Smyth for just one game. I'm considering muting the commentators for the next game.

What does it all mean?

A young lady was about to finish her first year of college. She considered herself to be a very liberal Democrat, but her father was a rather staunch Republican. One day she was challenging her father on his beliefs and his opposition to taxes and welfare programs. He stopped her and asked her how she was doing in school. She answered that she had 4.0 GPA but it was really tough. She had to study all the time, never had time to go out and party. She didn't have time for a boyfriend and didn't really have many college friends because of spending all her time studying. He asked, "How is your friend, Mary." She replied that Mary was barely getting by. She had a 2.0 GPA, never studied, but was very popular on campus, went to all the parties all the time. Often, she didn't show up for classes because she was hung over. Dad then asked his daughter why she didn't go to the Dean's office and ask if she couldn't take 1.0 off her 4.0 GPA and give it to her friend who only had a 2.0. That way they would both have a 3.0 GPA. The daughter fired back, "That wouldn't be fair. I worked really hard for mine and Mary has done nothing." The father slowly smiled, saying, "Welcome to the Republican Party."

Ode to El Centro

El Centro
You are not very fun
But instead really hot
Way too much sun
But you're all I got
Such a beautiful drive
And so much to do
Waking up at five
The air smells like poo
Very close to Mexico
So?
Bill comes here alot
but not
for long
it's wrong.
So again I thank you
Imperial Valley
For all that you do
and the hospitality

I love you El Centro

BPD '06 A little late

7 minutes

7 minutes that's all it would take
A bloody mess of Eric's army I'll make

He's tricky, unchecking Allied Victory
It's ok, I'm stronger than 'Old Hickory'

Think you can expand and take all the bases
Old fashioned duel, count off 10 paces

Don't worry about getting help from Rob
My forces will attack like an angry mob

Your meager forces won't faze me
I'll attack so quick, then I'm out like Swayze

For in 7 minutes we'll be at the end
Because of course we all know, Eric doesn't defend.